Word Coleslaw.

Word salad isn’t so bad. A verbose, long winded, over-written document or speech written or delivered by somebody who mistakes length for relevance and importance. With word salad, you can distinguish the lettuce from the olives from the tomato from the cucumber from the red onion.

It’s the Word Coleslaw I don’t care for.

The verbosity and volume of a word salad but coated with a cloying sauce of jargon, buzz-words, ‘going forward’ corporate speak, platitudes, cliché and slogans. You can’t separate the substance from the nonsense. You know there’s a cherry tomato of information in there, but everything is smothered in sweet nothingness.

Followed by hours of bloating and flatulence.